Ringing in the New Year
Greenwood Style!
With the time left in 1997 dwindling fast, we decided it was time to do a few toasts, get a little toasted ourselves, and
start off the new year with a bang! So we called our local Hot Chix (tm) shop and ordered two babes to be delivered:
and since they weren't gift wrapped as ordered, we got 'em for free.
About the time they showed up, some other odd things began happening as well. First the
Phantom Resident
showed up... and for some reason, the delivery guy, Brian, stuck around, which was fine as he was funny as hell.
Phil also dropped by to join the party.
In the beginning it looked sorta like this:

Of course this wouldn't last long....
At this point we were all still fairly capable of clear thought and unimpaired decisions... but as the all-important time
drew near, most of us were well on our way to rectifying that particular problem.
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And in fact, at this point some of us would inevitably fail our sobriety tests
(so would end up sleeping on the floor). Some of us would also not like to be photographed as this could be used as
incriminating evidence later. (These photos would later be referred to as Exhibits A and B.)
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Of course this didn't stop some people...

You can sort of see Kenshin with the Magical Blender. As he wasn't drinking, he was voted bartender for the night and was
busy whipping up daquiris at this point. To our pleasant surprise, he is quite good and we went through a number of
pitchers of strawberry daquiris before we ran out of strawberries... (yeah we were making them from scratch).
(Unfortunately, due to my inability to figure out how to get the pictures off the digitial camera in my (then) current
state of mind, we missed some great pictures later that night... but maybe that's for the best.)
The Aftermath
Well the next morning (okay... well, afternoon, almost evening) the cleanup began. Not really too bad, as we weren't really
out to get completely bombed. The kitchen table showed a few of our kills.
Most of us at Greenwood are not serious beer drinkers, but we
have a thing for
Sapporo... Brian didn't think all to highly of it.
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Here's me at the computer, showing the others exactly what they were doing the night before. The beginnings of the web
page were being outlined at this point.
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Here we see Brian being thoroughly pleased with himself.
(He wouldn't be feeling so good after his team began getting slaughtered in a bowl game.)
But 1998 is the year of the tiger, so lookout world, Brian and Mehve are on the warpath and have destiny on our side!
Matt and Heather weren't so perky, but they put on a great face for the camera, eh?
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The living room survived remarkable well.
Amazingly we found most of the suction cup darts for the gun that you can see on the sofa. This is really
surprising cause we usually never find them again.
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Unusual Visitors
Oddly enough, we had a number of unusual visitors that night. One was the demon hippo.
This adorable critter showed up and was well-cuddled by lots of people. He's just too cute. (My gods...it's Mehve!
B-b-but... he never shows up in the pictures! Well now you know why... photogenic I ain't.) Meg adopted the cute lil'
guy and the lucky demon went home with her.
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We also had a visit from Miyuki and Natsumi from You're Under Arrest! It was truly amazing... we
woke up... and there they were! After we had woken up some more we realized it was just Meg and Heather... but you gotta
admit, we had a right to be confused.
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(This was a totally candid shot... really!
We swear!
I mean, who would notice us taking this picture?!)
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Well, that was our New Year's party in a nutshell. It was a real laugh and we at Greenwood would not mind it becoming
a tradition. I guess we'll see next year?