Now wait just a sec!
You specifically said: "Where the eternally damned are doomed to stay. (Really! Go look!)".
You can't fool me... I read it.
So where is it?!
Well this is the backyard as seen from the back of the backyard looking backwards... err, I
mean forward. The whole yard is on a nice slope, which means all we see out our kitchen window
is the vast expanse of dandelions... and it also means its a real pain to mow. Although not
as much as the front yard.