See... the STAIRS!

Can your mind handle their vertical and horizontal surfaces?

To the kitchen

Puppies roasting over an open fire...

Jack Daniels nipping at your nose...

There's a closet on your left for jackets.

Yes. I know you can't see it, but trust me. It's there. I know. I live here.
Okay, so I lied. It's actually on your right.

Leave Greenwood

What a silly thing to do.

Not much to say about the foyer really. It is simply a method of connecting unconnected rooms... call it a low-tech TARDIS.